Is Marriage merely a short-sighted mischief?


If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
—Alan King
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
—Helen Rowland
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
—Mike Myers
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
—Henny Youngman
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
—Gilbert K. Chesterton
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
—Michel de Montaigne
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
All in all, death is something like marriage.
—Louis-Ferdinand Céline
The biggest reason for divorce is marriage.
—Gene Simmons
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
—Alain de Botton